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Holiday Scentsy Bar 6-Bar Bundle

Holiday Scentsy Bar 6-Bar Bundle

Six holiday Scentsy wax bars packed with the smells of pine, peppermint, cinnamon, and all that good Christmas shit. Make your castle smell like the holidays without dragging a damn tree inside.

$25.00$36.00

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Animals on the Toilet

Animals on the Toilet

A giraffe sitting on the shitter reading the newspaper. Because apparently your bathroom needs a little wildlife and a whole lot of bullshit.

$24.00

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Elmwood Scentsy Warmer

Elmwood Scentsy Warmer

Looks like an old flannel shirt and makes your house smell a hell of a lot better. A little class for your castle without all the fancy bullshit.

$45.00

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Scentsy 10 Bar Bundle

Scentsy 10 Bar Bundle

Your castle ought to smell like something besides dirty socks and yesterday's dinner. Grab 10 Scentsy wax bars for $50 and keep the whole damn place smelling good.

$50.00

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