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Holiday Scentsy Bar 6-Bar Bundle

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Holiday Scentsy Bar 6-Bar Bundle

Six holiday Scentsy wax bars packed with the smells of pine, peppermint, cinnamon, and all that good Christmas shit. Make your castle smell like the holidays without dragging a damn tree inside.

$25.00

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