Yeah, I Sell Some of My Clothes.

I’m not trying to run a used underwear business over here. But enough of y’all have asked about my underwear, socks, shirts and other stuff that I finally quit acting surprised by it.

If there’s something you want, fill out the form below. Tell me exactly what you’re looking for and make me an offer.

And if you’re wondering about what I’ve got on today, ask about that too. It may still be available. It may already be gone. Hell, it’s hard to say.

Send me the form and I’ll get back to you when I can. We’ll figure it out from there.

One favor: send requests through the form below or email me directly. I don’t take orders through Messenger or any of the other social inboxes. It’s nothing personal. I get too many messages coming from too many places, and keeping requests in one spot gives me a fighting chance of not losing track of anybody.

One thing, though. I work for a living. I'm usually out swinging a hammer all day, not sitting around checking my damn email. If you don't hear back from me right away, give me a little time. I'll get back to you.

Yes, I'm serious. No, I can't believe I'm doing this either.

18+ only.