See My Rowdy Side

Well, you clicked it.

I probably don’t need to explain what this part of the site is. I’m a grown man. Hopefully you are too.

This is where I’m putting some of the stuff that’s a little too rowdy for the front porch.

18+ only. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Rate My Hammer

Since apparently some of you have opinions about damn near everything I do, let’s settle this.

Take a look. Give me a score. Try not to hurt my feelings.

I said try.

Yeah, I Really Sell It

Boxer briefs and socks. Washed or worn to order, depending on what you’re looking for.

I still don’t know how I got talked into this, but enough of you asked that I quit pretending it wasn’t happening.

If you’re interested, tell me what you’re looking for. The form will walk you through the rest.

Depends What You’re Looking For

I did some looking around. These four are different enough that I figured I’d let you decide what kind of night you’re having.

Looking for an actual man nearby instead of another picture on your phone?

Find a man you like, watch him live and see where the night goes.

See Who’s Live

Apparently you can make yourself an AI boyfriend now. Hell of a time to be alive.

Build a Boyfriend

No conversation. No waiting. Just a whole lot of men and full-length videos.

Sometimes Your Hand Needs Help

Sometimes you need the right gear to handle business like a man.

I narrowed it down to one place built for men and another with damn near anything a grown adult could possibly want.

That’s about as much trouble as I’m putting on here for now.

I’ll probably add more when I find something worth sharing. Or when one of you talks me into something else.

Don’t blame me for what you clicked.