Adults Only · The Right Gear
Sometimes all you’ve got is your hand and a little free time.
Nothing wrong with that. Been handling my own business for more years than I’m admitting on this website.
But sometimes you need the right gear to handle business like a man.
Joe’s Two Cents
Turns out there’s a little more to jerking off than getting it over with as fast as possible. Took me a while to figure that out.
Read What Jerking Off Taught MeA Little Help Never Hurt Anybody
I did some looking around and found two places worth sharing. One is made specifically for men who like men. The other has damn near anything a grown adult could possibly want—and probably several things you didn’t know existed.
I’m not gonna tell you what to buy. You’re grown. Pick your poison.
Gear Made for Men
This one is built for men. Strokers, dildos, plugs, rings, gear and plenty of other things I’m not describing in detail while pretending to be respectable.
If you know what you want, you’ll probably find it. If you don’t, looking around might teach you something.
Shop the Men’s SelectionPretty Much Anything
This one has a little bit of everything—and by “a little bit,” I mean more adult toys than any reasonable person could look through in one sitting.
Things for men. Things for women. Things for couples. Things that vibrate, things that stroke and a few things I’m not entirely sure how anybody figured out.
See What They’ve GotThose are affiliate links. If you buy something through them, I may make a few bucks. It doesn’t cost you anything extra.
Getting yourself off is easy. Learning what you actually like takes a little longer.
Take your time. Try something different. Stop treating the finish line like it’s the only part that matters.
That’s kind of the whole damn point.
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