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THE BREAK ROOM PRESENTS

LUCKY BASTARDS L O T S

Five reels. Up to twenty lines. Absolutely no financial planning required.
Start with 1,000 free fictional credits. Refills are always free. Nothing to buy. Nothing to cash out.

DURST WORKSHOP EDITION1–20 ACTIVE PAYLINES
The house is imaginary. Your bad decisions are your own.
CREDITS1,000
YOUR BET
PAYLINES20
×
CREDITS / LINE1
=
TOTAL BET20
ACTIVE PAYLINES
CREDITS PER LINE
20 lines × 1 credit = 20 total credits
Lines 1–20 active
Choose your paylines and credits per line before spinning.
LAST WIN0
FICTIONAL CREDITS · NO CASH VALUE

Good luck. You’re gonna need it.

WILD substitutes on paylines.

3+ SCATTERS award free spins.

3+ BONUS open the workshop pick.

Free entertainment only. All credits are fictional, have no monetary value and cannot be withdrawn, exchanged or redeemed for cash, merchandise or prizes. No paid credits, paid entry or wagering of real money. Optional support never changes credits, odds or outcomes. This game is not certified or independently audited.

Credits and game state save in this browser. No account needed.

THE BANK OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

WELL, SHIT.
YOU’RE BROKE.

Looks like you pissed away all your credits.

Good news is, refills are free around here. But if you’re having a good time, consider buying Joe a beer. The cheap bastard would appreciate it.

BUY JOE A BEER ↗ Optional support · no gameplay benefit

Fictional credits only. No cash value. No prizes. Tipping never unlocks credits, features or better odds.

THE WORKSHOP BONUS

PICK YOUR DAMN TOOLBOX.

One box. One fictional credit award. Choose any of the six.

NO DEGREE REQUIRED

HERE’S THE DEAL.

  1. Choose 1, 5, 10, 15 or 20 active paylines, then 0.5, 1, 2.5, 5 or 10 credits per line. Total bet = active paylines × credits per line. If necessary, a selection lowers the other setting to fit your balance; the new total is shown before you spin. Choices that cannot fit are unavailable. The first numbered patterns are active; Show paylines displays them over the reels.
  2. Press Spin. Match 3, 4 or 5 eligible symbols from the leftmost reel along a payline. Hammer and Drill match as one tool group; Saw and Tape measure match as another.
  3. WILD can replace standard symbols. SCATTER and BONUS are counted anywhere on the 15 visible positions.
  4. Three scatters award 5 free spins; four award 8; five or more award 10. Free spins retain the triggering active paylines and credits per line, cost nothing and can retrigger up to 50 outstanding spins.
  5. Three or more BONUS symbols open six toolboxes. Pick one for 2×, 3×, 4×, 5×, 8× or 12× the triggering total wager.
  6. Below 0.5 credits, take a free 1,000-credit refill. No tip, purchase or ad viewing is required.

Radio attempts to start with your first spin. Adjust its volume or mute it below the machine. Sound FX has its own switch. Free spins can be paused.

Reloading restores already-settled spins and any unclaimed bonus. Credits are local to this browser; clearing browser storage resets them.

YOUR ACTIVE LINES · LEFT TO RIGHT

WHAT PAYS.

Total bet = active paylines × credits per line. Choose the first 1, 5, 10, 15 or 20 numbered patterns below. Only active lines can pay. Multiply each table award by credits per line: a 5-credit table award pays 2.5 / 5 / 12.5 / 25 / 50 at 0.5 / 1 / 2.5 / 5 / 10 credits per line. Half-credit winnings are preserved exactly. Reel-symbol probabilities never change with bet settings. Free spins lock both triggering settings, including retriggers. Workshop awards use the triggering total bet. Hammer and Drill are interchangeable matches in one payout group. Saw and Tape measure are interchangeable in another. All other symbols match themselves. Only the highest eligible symbol award is paid on each line. Winning lines and scatter awards add together.

Symbol345

SCATTER anywhere on all 15 visible positions, including positions outside active paylines: 3 pay 2× total bet; 4 pay 5×; 5 or more pay 10×, plus the free spins above. Three BONUS symbols anywhere trigger the workshop; the selected box pays 2×, 3×, 4×, 5×, 8× or 12× total bet. Fewer paylines reduce total bet and these awards proportionally, without changing feature-trigger probability. WILD never substitutes for SCATTER or BONUS.

Reels and probability model

Five fixed 90-stop reel strips. Each strip contains 18 Hammer/Drill group stops, 16 Saw/Tape measure group stops, 14 levels, 12 work boots, 12 finished wooden decks, 8 Radio logos, 4 WILDs, 3 SCATTERs and 3 BONUS symbols, in documented fixed shuffled orders. Each spin independently selects one uniform stop per reel using browser cryptographic randomness. The three displayed symbols are adjacent strip positions.

Outcomes never depend on tips, purchases, balances, losses or product promotions. No near-miss manipulation or adaptive odds. Free-spin and bonus rules are fixed. The fictional balance is capped at 1 billion credits; awards are limited to the remaining balance capacity. Entertainment only; no certified payout percentage is claimed.